Sponson Light

Toaster Bot Timmothy Jet was a boaster, so his friends gave him a test. To see who could build the best toaster, one thats better than the rest.

Yoda speak? I envitable get a detention, paraphrasing is A detention I enevitably get. Just switch the parts of the sentence. Yoda I speak not is like this. Yeah my ...

Dec 22, and noone's checked this out? I liked the thimble part.

You should work as a comedity writer! That was hilarious, write more!

Didnt something like that appear on the Simpsons?

Cliched, tired descriptions that offered nothing new. It just felt like boring lines on a page. Nothing drew me in, pushed me out, and there was no message underlying the ...

Thank you, though, I tried using foods for descriptins, and I couldnt find anything for "radiant red". But itll do. Food is delicious.

Not christians, and if you dont care enough then you wouldnt bother. Only those who are seriously offended by the stuff would get offended (duh). Check out the rail-gun!

Kept me drawn in, reminds me of a book called "A Child called It" "" He is now in fail, far away"" I think you mean jail.

I like how you protrayed both persons almost identically. But yeah a bit cliched with the lightning and stuff. I especially like this part [quote]Somehow those words, that were once ...

Thats awesome, though the tune was hard because I had another song in my head. But yeah, reminds me of weird al.

No, I saw the Cheetoes bag and Im like "what the hell, lets make an original poem"

Well, we're all growing up. Why would they be listing the good stuff in a thread where it has nothing to do with it? I was in a "what do ...

People dont say it to understand, they say it to get it out of you. I dont think theyre trying to understand when they start listing reasons why manga is ...

I could hate more than one thing. Anyways, yeah, we all hate things, wouldnt you find it annoying if someone questions your thoughts? I certainly do, thats why I wrote ...